THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED

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-Lucia sighed as she looked up and noticed the stupid clock thinggy next to the sun. She was glad that it told time, and explained that she had been there for 10 days. Some however, she has not lost any of her weight. She was alright with that, but she was so confused about this world. And it was about this time, that she noticed a brass man. He looked like he was working, and she drew closer. She hoped he wasn't a bishop like thing she ran into 2 days ago, but then she did have an ax-

royston-crow:

thesoullessautomaton:

The automaton looked up from his work and frowned as he saw a human approaching. He dropped what he was doing and hefted a nearby spear up.

He pointed the weapon at the girl, ” YOU! HUMAN! WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE AT MY CAMP?”

thesoullessautomaton:

The robot narrowed his eyes as the human explained itself to him. He smirked and replied, ” HAH, WELCOME TO THE ISLAND THEN, HUMAN. THIS PLACE HAS PLENTY MORE TO DISH OUT TO YOU.”

He gestured to himself, ” AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM NOT THE SAME MODEL AS THE BISHOP AUTOMATON.”

He pointed his spear away from his camp,”NOW, IF THAT IS ALL THE BUSINESS YOU HAVE, LEAVE MY CAMP.”

Oh wow, really fricking friendly. You certainly fail at the three rules of Robotics. -she said, again from a time where science fiction has had time to develop, she kinda had some misconceptions about robots- Then again, that Bishop tried to stomp me. -she said as she then looked at him- Say, I’m kinda nomadic, but if you let me stay for the night…I’ll help you out, despite you being rather rude to someone who literally barely gets what the hell is going on. -she said lowering her ax. Adjusting her back pack a bit as she looked at him-

" I DO NOT GO BY RULES SET BY HUMANS, HUMAN." He replied as she mentioned the rules of robotics. He nodded, " YES, THE BISHOP MODEL ATTACKS ANY SURVIVOR HE SEES. HE IS PROGRAMMED THAT WAY."

He raised an eyelid as she asked to stay, ” THAT DEPENDS, HUMAN. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER?”

He lowered his own spear, showing he was willing to listen to the human’s proposal.

-Lucia sighed as she looked up and noticed the stupid clock thinggy next to the sun. She was glad that it told time, and explained that she had been there for 10 days. Some however, she has not lost any of her weight. She was alright with that, but she was so confused about this world. And it was about this time, that she noticed a brass man. He looked like he was working, and she drew closer. She hoped he wasn't a bishop like thing she ran into 2 days ago, but then she did have an ax-

themagicallyharassed:

thesoullessautomaton:

The automaton looked up from his work and frowned as he saw a human approaching. He dropped what he was doing and hefted a nearby spear up.

He pointed the weapon at the girl, ” YOU! HUMAN! WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE AT MY CAMP?”

-She lifted her ax up when the spear happened. Her eyes locking onto his metal sockets- Listen here, ya idiot, I’m kinda lost! Been wandering around for the last 10 days, trying to figure this place the fuck out. Being chased by literally Darkness. Darkness, mind you, named Charlie. Being hunted by dogs, actual Trees, This giant Goose Moose thing, rabid spiders, and god knows what else just to see if there is a way off this goddamned island! I have met three other humans, and now you. So, if you would so kindly calm the FUCK down, this wont have to aggressive. I was just seeing if you were like that Bishop thing with the eyeball. -she said glaring at him. Her large frame made most people underestimate her. She didn’t mind that, and hoped this robotic nitwhit would fall for it, should this turn into a fight-

The robot narrowed his eyes as the human explained itself to him. He smirked and replied, ” HAH, WELCOME TO THE ISLAND THEN, HUMAN. THIS PLACE HAS PLENTY MORE TO DISH OUT TO YOU.”

He gestured to himself, ” AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM NOT THE SAME MODEL AS THE BISHOP AUTOMATON.”

He pointed his spear away from his camp,”NOW, IF THAT IS ALL THE BUSINESS YOU HAVE, LEAVE MY CAMP.”

maximum124:

Don’t Starve by sasisage
-Lucia sighed as she looked up and noticed the stupid clock thinggy next to the sun. She was glad that it told time, and explained that she had been there for 10 days. Some however, she has not lost any of her weight. She was alright with that, but she was so confused about this world. And it was about this time, that she noticed a brass man. He looked like he was working, and she drew closer. She hoped he wasn't a bishop like thing she ran into 2 days ago, but then she did have an ax-

The automaton looked up from his work and frowned as he saw a human approaching. He dropped what he was doing and hefted a nearby spear up.

He pointed the weapon at the girl, ” YOU! HUMAN! WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE AT MY CAMP?”

justwannawatchtheworldburn:

thesoullessautomaton:

 ” I SEE. I CANNOT BLAME THE HUMAN. EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS PERFECTION. EVEN MY MOVEMENTS.”

"The phrase is also usually in reference to a form of sexual attraction. I would be wary of that one."

" UGH. I SEE."

" I APPRECIATE YOUR EXPLANATION OF THAT ODD HUMAN PHRASE."

" I WILL KEEP AN EYE ON THAT HUMAN."

justwannawatchtheworldburn:

thesoullessautomaton:

*runs back* ” THAT PHRASE MAKES NO SENSE. LEAVE AND GO HAVE THE SAME MEANING. YOU CANNOT HAVE TWO DIFFERING OPINIONS ON THE SAME THING.”

*runs off*

"He means that while he feels sorrow at your departure, he thoroughly enjoys watching your body movements as you leave. "

 ” I SEE. I CANNOT BLAME THE HUMAN. EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS PERFECTION. EVEN MY MOVEMENTS.”

ask-wilson:

thesoullessautomaton:

scientificsurvivalist:

thesoullessautomaton:

" AH! I’VE BEEN SPOTTED!"

" RUN! RUN FROM THEIR INSANITY! "

*makes break for it*

"Hate to see you leave… Love to watch you go."

*runs back* ” THAT PHRASE MAKES NO SENSE. LEAVE AND GO HAVE THE SAME MEANING. YOU CANNOT HAVE TWO DIFFERING OPINIONS ON THE SAME THING.”

*runs off*

"Whoa someone catch that robot. I was changing him into a nuke for scientificsurvivalist's birthday.”

*runs over to Wilson*

* smacks him in the face* ” NO, BAD HUMAN.”

*runs off*

scientificsurvivalist:

thesoullessautomaton:

" AH! I’VE BEEN SPOTTED!"

" RUN! RUN FROM THEIR INSANITY! "

*makes break for it*

"Hate to see you leave… Love to watch you go."

*runs back* ” THAT PHRASE MAKES NO SENSE. LEAVE AND GO HAVE THE SAME MEANING. YOU CANNOT HAVE TWO DIFFERING OPINIONS ON THE SAME THING.”

*runs off*